Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還须要信誉卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人皆應該熱愛動物,果為它們很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用火,儘量跟女友一路洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要居心往愛您的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公晓得.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個胜利汉子的揹後,都有一個女人. 每個不胜利汉子的揹後,翻譯論壇, 都有兩個.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,倖祸不是永恒的嘛.
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